Seven of Seven - a meme

A. Stark Place: I've Been Tagged: Seven of Seven - read this and had to laugh... and had to try it myself. slightly modified. of course. :D

7 things whut i (clover) like:
1. cool days, i'm dyin' in this heat...26 degrees (Celcius), and it's dinnertime....
2. catz, they're too cute, but i don't got one (in case of asthma, break glass)
3. constructive critisizm... so long as it's kind...
4. church. of course.
5. cuddly kiddoes. yum.
6. comfortable clothes, especially long, light, cotton/linen/rayon skirts.
7. computer - mine!

7 things whut i don't get:
1. rude people - i mean, why?????
2. tailgaters.... why?
3. hornets nests and caterpillar infestations
4. legalism.... i mean, i get it... but i don't....
5. the incessant need to capitalize.
6. arminianism.... eh?
7. why summer in the north has to be so hot!!!!!

7 ways whut i address my FRIENDZ:
1. hun/hunnybuns/hunnybunchesO'oats
2. girl/girlie
3. chickie/chickieboom/cheeky chickie/hippie chickie
4. if someone's name ends in -im, add berly to it: example, Timberly (but only in my head, when it's a guy, LOL!)
5. make up funny names for them, for example, mickiroonie alprego (ven mickie was preggie! LOL! (whack!) ouch, whaddya do that for? :P)
6. brudda/sista
7. stinker (guess when, haha)

7 things whut i like more than i should:
1. tim hortons iced caps. especially when it's hot.
2. dairy queen's strawberry sundaes. especially when it's hot.
3. blackheads. mom always said i should be an esthetician.... or a person who does electrolysis.... what can i say, i'm detail oriented! LOL
4. barefeet. sandals. even in the snow! LOL you can tell i'm a canadian....
5. rain - give us some, Lord! i'm dyin' in this heat!!!!!
6. sleep
7. driving - if i drove as often as i would love to, i'd not be very "green", that's for sure!!!!! LOL

7 things whut can be said in funny ways:
1. i'm tired - "ahm tarred"... response to which is, 'and feathered?'
2. anything, by adding nonsense suffixes: 'pickledelioshious'
3. anything, by doing 'biblio-speak': 'whateth are ye askething me, thou? to gettest thou thine ice cream from thine yonder refrigerator?'
4. anything, but singing it opera style....
5. anything, by hugely overexaggerationg your gesticulating LOL
6. anything, by doing fake accents, or speaking like a robot, or with a lisp, etc.
7. anything, by using it out of it's ordinary context: "my van is ticking when going up hills"... "you know what that means, right? it's got tourette's syndrome!" LOL (no offense meant to ticcers or lithspers or fine feathered folk....)

7 projects whut i started and didn't finish:
1. a few skirts, and other sewing jobs.... and crocheting... and knitting.... LOL
2. a whole whack of paintings!!!
3. building a lending library for me christian frendz...
4. cleaning my house. but have i even started?, that is the question! LOL
5. decorating my bedroom in pinks and browns (with light teal/aqua accents) well, i got the browns..."cardboard box" brown to be precise! LOL
6. getting my bicycle fixed (going on what, three years now? LOL)
7. reading the entire bible. that's just sighable.

7 books whut i want to read:
1. the entire bible. did i mention that recently? LOL
2. fakes or followers by Loys De Fleuriot
3. irresistable revolution by shane claiborne (i have it but i'm allergic to the ink, lol)
4. The Evil of Evils: The Exceeding Sinfulness of Sin, by Jeremiah Burroughs (capitals courtesy of 'cut n paste' LOL)(have it, but [insert excuse here])
5. freedom of the will, by jonathan edwards (have it, but...)
6. a wrinkle in time, madelaine l'engle (have it, but...)
7. the chronicles of narnia, c.s.lewis. (have it, but....)