Tuesday, January 27, 2009

the things kids say

... and how we interpret them.

today i picked up my friend's daughter from school (grade one), and on the walk back to my house, it was non-stop chatter about everything under the sun... and of course, lots about her school friends.

she said, oh!...and lexy had stitches, and i was like oh, why? thinking this was a friend from school. ...cuz she had an operation... and the stitches stick out like toothpicks!!! why did she have an operation? cuz her mama wanted her to have one, so she couldn't have babies..... whaaaat? (i was startin' to think this was a "fairy tale", y'know, like the 'i got married today!' story...), so i said, ooookkkkk (one eyebrow up, one eyebrow down)...... and waited for more information... she said for the operation they had to shave her hair off - so she had a bald spot too!!! (ie. like me, lol)........ and it dawned on me - *blink blink* - the baby-makin' parts are nowhere near the scalp, so i'm missin' something here.... but what?........

oh, doh *whack*...

she was talking about her mama's (grandmother's) new puppy, lexy.

DOH...!
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