Just type "(your name) needs" (in quotes) into google, and see what google returns!
1. Clover needs a loving home. [yes, yes i do...]
2. Clover needs little to no watering or mowing. [lies, all lies...]
3. Clover needs to receive appropriate management. [cuz mismanagement sucks.]
4. Clover needs to be made aware. [do i ever...!!!!]
5. Clover needs to focus. [haaaaaaa, i wish!!!]
6. Clover needs to exist. [...or do i?]
7. Clover needs summer conditions to increase in size again. [oy, i hope not! :) ]
8. Clover needs to be kept small. [yes, please, no more summer conditions!!! please!!! oh, have pity on me....]
9. Clover needs to be properly inoculated with live bacteria. [ah, yes - the hygiene hypothosis]
10. Clover needs to be dug out. [of my bottomless pit?]
11. Clover also works well, however, as a replacement for turf. [hey, it's fun being walked on!!!]
12. Clover needs a lot of help. [yes, yes i do. in everything.]
13. Clover needs little or no fertilizer. [i can haz virgin birth?]
14. Clover needs to pick stock quickly. ["You could make your million TODAY, if you call our operators in the 60 minutes..."]
15. Clover needs further evaluation. ["...because we suspect Clover is, in fact, a nutcase..."]
16. Clover has been quite shy since she arrived. [yes, we aliens tend to feel a bit out of place for a while...]
17. Clover needs a makeover. [gee, thanks...]
18. Clover needs to move on in life. [what a nice, trite, patronizing suggestion! why, thank you!]
19. Clover needs to be fed. [waaah, me hungry!!!!]
20. Clover needs to give a sh.... [a what?]
21. Clover needs to be addressed. [what, am i a house? hey, where's my mail?!?]
22. Clover needs to be actively growing for herbicides to work. [but why u wanna kill me?]
23. Clover needs a clean, fine, crumbly seedbed. [the princess and the pea? how would i get any sleep?!]
24.Clover needs to maintain viability. [am i at risk of inviability?]
25. Clover needs finishing, but only cosmetics. [just a *little* rough around the edges...]
26. Clover needs help coming out of her shell. [well heck, it's a thick shell...]
27. Clover needs to be socialized. [pretty accurate, actually.]
28. Clover grows quickly, resists insects, easily chokes out weeds and enriches soil with natural fertilizer. [cuz Clover poops in the woods!] ...therefore:
29. Clover needs more diapers. [shh, don't tell anyone!]
30. Clover needs yet another post where I provide specific examples of how crazy I am. [i fell over laughing when i read that one!!!! hahahahaha.....from here.]
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