maybe not the best pun right now.
*disclaimer: poop talk follows*
went for a walk with dear machoo, and made the mistake of mentioning i had the trots, and for the first half hour or so we sang silly poo ditties.... then the last 15 minutes or so we were walking back towards my house - and walking in earnest, cuz HE had to go, BADLY.
i've already decided that saying to someone, "sorry, you cannot use my bathroom even though you really really have to go, because it LOOKS bad" is not exactly loving. so no more denying a fellow frequent pooper the use of my loo for appearances sake.
so what to do? what with trying to avoid even the appearance of evil and all..... (no claim of any state of perfection with that comment!) ... how to stay above reproach?
as the situation was growing more explosive as i tried to figure out what to doo (ha! i so funny!), i finally had a goo idea: give him my keys, he can run on ahead and use my loo, and i'll mosey along at my pace and try to not cramp up too much, and wait outside in the rain for him (.... but was i waiting outside for him, or for appearances sake?... hmm.....)
ok, worked. i waited so long, tho, that i finally didn't have to go so bad anymore and i could hurry online and blog about my *crappy* walk with machoo! (hahahahahas!!! i stills so funny!!!!!)
the place was smelly when i left, and it was smelly when i arrived.
and it will soon be smelly again. as soon as the bathroom is unsmelly enough for me to venture in!!!!
*end poop talk*
and i have one final thing to say about my impulsive machoo:
BRAT!!!!
smooth move, ex lax.
slow down, buddy boy.
*that* is why you can't come inside with me! lol....
but, brattiness or no....
(found these cute pon and zi images while i was googling *trying* to find a cute toon or image of a an eager beaver trying to kiss a girl and the girl holding his head away with her palm, at arms distance, looking annoyed. but no such luck. these do quite well, tho! :D )
ttyl, ggp!
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